Thursday, November 1, 2012

Talking Elephant


Koshik the talking elephant just seeking a Seoul-mate

 http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/koshik-the-talking-elephant-just-seeking-a-seoul-mate/story-fnb64oi6-1226509171074

THERE are several very good reasons why Koshik should not be able to speak Korean. The first is that Korean is a hard language to learn.
The second is that Koshik's vocal tract is shaped very differently from that of most Koreans. But, primarily, Koshik should not be able to speak Korean because Koshik is an elephant.
Yet, as described in a scientific paper yesterday (Thursday), Koshik can do just that. Given that the only verified report of an elephant previously achieving something similar was when one was recorded imitating lorry sounds, zoologists consider Koshik's feat to be nothing short of remarkable.
The 22-year-old Asian elephant, who lives in a South Korean zoo, now joins Hoover the seal and Noc the beluga whale in the unlikely line-up of mammals to use human words. He can say hello, sit down, no, lie down, and good.

Koshik's abilities were noticed by his trainers, who put a video on YouTube. There he came to the attention of Angela Stoeger, an elephant vocalisation expert at the University of Vienna.
"No one really knew if it was fake or not," she said. She decided there was a professional imperative to go to Korea. "It took until 2010 to finally get there. And we began to scientifically investigate it." Dr Stoeger is not a Korean speaker herself so she gave recordings to Korean speakers who had not previously heard of him and asked them to write down what he was saying.
She found that the listeners converged on the same or similar words. The achievement is particularly impressive because, even if so minded, an elephant should be anatomically unable to imitate humans. "An elephant's larynx is the same as ours but it's much bigger," said Dr Stoeger, whose research is published in Current Biology. "Usually elephants vocalise on a very low frequency. They also they don't have lips like ours, which we use for articulation.
"Much as with humans sticking their fingers in their mouth to wolf-whistle, Koshik's solution is to make creative use of his trunk. He sticks his trunk into his mouth. He puts it inside and then moves it around."
Dr Stoeger and her colleagues believe that rather than Koshik being some kind of exceptional elephant savant, the behaviour could be explained by the environment in which he grew up. Citing another report, alas unverified, of an even more extraordinary zoo elephant that was bilingual in Russian and Kazakh, she hypothesises that the language skills could be a reaction to loneliness. "Koshik was the only elephant at the zoo for seven years; humans were his only social contact," she said. "Basically it was an attempt to bond. He was trying to make friends."
Praise for Koshik's talents has not been universal. "He's better in the vowels and quite bad in the consonants," Dr Stoeger said apologetically. But, she added, since he is an elephant, "we may excuse him this".

Monday, October 15, 2012

First Skydiver To Break The Sound Barrier


The Australian behind Felix Baumgartner's jump from the edge of space

Australian Andy Walsh was High Performance Director for the Stratos Project, which saw Felix Baumgartner jump from the Earth's stratosphere to become the first skydiver to break the sound barrier.


After days hampered by weather conditions, Felix Baumgartner has finally made his jump from the Earth's stratosphere.
Falling at more than 1340 kph, Felix Baumgartner became the first skydiver to break the sound barrier.
Australian Andy Walsh was High Performance Director for the Stratos Project.
He says that while the concept of heading up in a balloon and jumping out of it sounds fairly simple, it's not.
"As hard as it is to believe these balloons are pretty technical nowadays," says Andy.
It was a complex technical operation run by a Mission Control that looked like Cape Canaveral.
"You've got guys in there to look at system life supports and you've got electrical engineers and you've got test pilots and controllers and doctors and everyone's job is pretty focussed," says Mr Walsh.
Andy says Felix Baumgartner wore a pressure suit to keep him alive during the fall.
"It's basically the same suit that the U2 pilots use," says Andy.
"What it does it it protects the body, it allows you to breathe in that environment."
He says Felix is very happy with his successful jump.
"He's ecstatic, he's over the moon," says Andy Walsh.
Andy Walsh talks to Red Symons on 774 ABC Melbourne

Monday, October 8, 2012

‘Most Awesome Moment’ in the history of the Supercheap Auto Bathurst 1000.

Johnson's Rock Accident Tops Bathurst Moments List


Wham! Dick Johnson rides the concrete wall after smashing into an errant rock while leading the 1980 Hardie-Ferodo 1000 at Bathurst - the moment has been voted the #1 'Most Awesome Bathurst Moment'.

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7:00 AM Sun 7 October, 2012 Source: BigPond Sport
DICK Johnson’s famous collision with a stray rock at Bathurst in 1980 has been named as the ‘Most Awesome Moment’ in the history of the Supercheap Auto Bathurst 1000.
Part of a month-long promotion run by V8 Supercars and News Limited, the moment was voted by fans as the ‘Most Awesome’ of all time in the history of the Mount Panorama endurance race from a list of 10 assembled by a panel of experts from an original list of 50.
Voting closed last night at 6pm with an amazing 311,202 total votes cast for the promotion by fans all over the world.
While Johnson’s infamous crash with the rock in his Tru-Blu Falcon in 1980 was voted number one, here’s the order in which the top 10 moments were voted overall:
1. 1980, Dick Johnson hitting the infamous rock
2. 2003, Greg Murphy’s ‘Lap of the Gods’
3. 2006, Craig Lowndes winning the first Peter Brock Trophy
4. 1983, Dick Johnson’s crash into the trees in the Top 10 Shootout
5. 1992, Jim Richards’ famous podium celebration speech
6. 2011, Garth Tander beating Craig Lowndes by the closest-ever competitive finish
7. 1977, The Allan Moffat-led Ford 1-2 form finish
8. 1979, Peter Brock and Jim Richards’ record six-lap winning margin
9. 1982, Kevin Bartlett’s Camaro roll-over
10. 1979, The debut of Channel Seven’s in-car ‘Racecam’
The Supercheap Auto Bathurst 1000 revs up today with race start at 10.30am AEDT.
Check back to the BigPond Sport V8 Supercars website throughout the day for updates live from Mount Panorama

Friday, October 5, 2012

THE fight for pole position at the Supercheap Auto Bathurst 1000

One Lap, One Chance For Glory


Red Hot Shot: Lockwood Racing's Fabian Coulthard will be second last out against the clock in this afternoon's Top 10 Shootout.

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6:00 AM Sat 6 October, 2012 Source: BigPond Sport
THE fight for pole position at the Supercheap Auto Bathurst 1000 is the central focus for 10 drivers at Mount Panorama today as the 50th year celebration event continues at Bathurst.
The fastest 10 drivers from yesterday’s 40-minute qualifying session will be forced to wait until 4.30pm AEST this afternoon in their bid for Bathurst pole position glory.
They – and indeed the rest of the field – will have a 50-minute practice session at 10.25am this morning before the Mountain plays host to the likes of the Porsche Carrera Cup, V8 Utes, Dunlop Series and Touring Car Masters for the afternoon.
Of the 10 drivers that will run against the clock this afternoon, there are three former Bathurst pole sitters in Mark Winterbottom, Garth Tander and Craig Lowndes that will take part in the Shootout.
Each of these three drivers have snared two pole positions on the Mountain, while one driver – Tim Slade – will make his first-ever appearance in the Top 10 Shootout at Bathurst.
As has been tradition with the Top 10 Shootout, the slowest of the 10 qualifiers – The Bottle-O Racing Team’s David Reynolds will be the first car onto the circuit – while Friday fast man Jamie Whincup will be last in his bid for his first Bathurst pole position.
The Shootout has decided pole position for the Bathurst endurance classic every year since it was first introduced in 1978.
It has determined the grid for the Bathurst race every year since; save for 1988 when the race was run as part of the Asia-Pacific Touring Car Championship and FISA (known as the FIA today) did not permit the Shootout to count for grid positions and only prizemoney.
Keep checking back to the BigPond Sport V8 Supercars website throughout the day for updates from Mount Panorama.
Bathurst Shootout Experience (In Running Order)
1. David Reynolds, 1 Bathurst Shootout (7th in 2011)
2. Steve Owen, 1 Bathurst Shootout (6th in 2011)
3. Garth Tander, 12 Bathurst Shootouts (1st in 2008/2009)
4. Tim Slade, Bathurst Shootout Debut
5. Shane van Gisbergen, 2 Bathurst Shootouts (5th in 2011)
6. Craig Lowndes, 13 Bathurst Shootouts (1st in 1995/2005)
7. Will Davison, 3 Bathurst Shootouts (2nd in 2011)
8. Mark Winterbottom, 5 Bathurst Shootouts, (1st in 2007/2010)
9. Fabian Coulthard, 1 Bathurst Shootout (9th in 2008)
10. Jamie Whincup, 3 Bathurst Shootouts (3rd in 2010)

Thursday, October 4, 2012

V8 Supercars News

Kelly Brothers Chasing Bathurst Speed


Kelly Racing are working hard to find more speed from their four cars ahead of today's practice and qualifying at Mount Panorama

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9:10 AM Fri 5 October, 2012 Source: BigPond Sport
RICK and Todd Kelly remain confident of a strong Supercheap Auto Bathurst 1000 weekend despite both Jack Daniel’s Racing Holden’s finishing outside of the top 20 on combined practice times yesterday.
In fact, all four Kelly Racing entries failed to trouble the Top 20, with Pepsi Max Crew entry of Greg Murphy and Owen Kelly the pick of the quartet in 22nd place.
Todd Kelly and Tim Blanchard ended Thursday’s three sessions in 24th position with Rick Kelly and David Russell even further back, in 26th.
2003 and 2004 Bathurst winner Rick Kelly said the team was unable to tune their cars at the same rate as their rivals yesterday, but still found some positives from the day.
“The day started well for us and we went out and were in the top couple for a while and eventually got bumped back a little bit towards the end of session one, but I was pretty confident in the car,” The younger Kelly brother said.
“As the track gripped up through the day and everyone else tuned their cars and found more pace; unfortunately we were unable to.
“We will have to search for some changes that will help us for the morning. With lots of practice sessions and different track conditions to adapt to we still have a lot ahead of us.”
Todd Kelly will miss the final four rounds of this year’s V8 Supercars Championship surgery due to an injured shoulder – and is set for surgery next week - but says he is persisting with the problem this weekend.
“To be honest the shoulder is the least of our concerns, as we’ve got a little bit of pace to find. We’ve got some race engines going in the cars tomorrow whilst will hopefully be a bit nicer and we can make a few improvements for (Friday).
“My shoulder is a little bit sore but holding up okay and I’ve got through the first day, so I will see how I wake up in the morning (Friday).”
The fourth practice session (for co-drivers only) commences at 9:25am this morning, with the final (all-drivers) session at 11:00am local time.
Stay tuned to BigPond sport for live updates across each practice session as we count down to Sunday’s great race – the Supercheap Auto Bathurst 1000!
For more on Kelly Racing; www.kellyracing.com.au

Bathurst Cars Sought For 50 Year Celebration



1:30 PM Tue 12 June, 2012 Source: BigPond Sport
OWNERS of cars with history in the Supercheap Auto Bathurst 1000 and its forerunners back to 1963 are being sought to help celebrate 50 Years of The Great Race at Bathurst this October.
A major feature of the event on October 4-7 will be a tribute to the cars that played their part in the magical history of the Bathurst endurance race.
Whether it be an original or replica, all cars with history in the race are eligible covering the Series Production, Group C, Group A, Super Touring and V8 Supercar eras of the Mount Panorama classic.
Applications are now open online for owners of cars that played a part in the race’s history, with the selected cars to be put on display in a never-before-seen exhibition at this year’s event.
Applications can be made online and close on July 31.
Click here to fill out the online entry form or download a printable version.
Note: All associated travel and transportation costs will be at the expense of the exhibitor. V8 Supercars will provide each successful entry with two general admission tickets (including paddock pass) and a plaque to each exhibitor in recognition.
For more on the Supercheap Auto Bathurst 1000: www.bathurst.v8supercars.com.au

V8 Supercar Stars In “Dog Fight”

Elite Pilots And V8 Supercar Stars In “Dog Fight”

6:05 AM Thu 4 October, 2012 Source: BigPond Sport
V8 SUPERCARS drivers Garth Tander and Shane van Gisbergen have had a once in a lifetime opportunity and joined the select few civilians to fly in a simulated dog fight with the Royal Australian Air Force (RAAF) leading into this weekend’s Supercheap Auto Bathurst 1000.
Tander and van Gisbergen experienced extreme g-forces in an F/A18 with two of Australia’s leading pilots, Squadron Leader Jason ‘Easty’ Easthope and Flight Lieutenant Jason ‘Crossy’ Cross at the Williamtown (30km north of Newcastle) RAAF base.
After six hours including safety and mission briefings the pair flew vertical from 500 to 35,000 feet, breaking the sound barrier and experiencing up to 7.5 g-force.
Tander, a two-time Supercheap Auto Bathurst 1000 Champion, said the lateral 2 g-force that he was used to in his V8 Supercar, was nothing compared to the world’s premier fighter jet.
“After we broke the sound barrier we went vertical,” says Tander, current holder of the Peter Brock Trophy.
“We went from 500 feet vertical to 35,000 feet, and you could see where the edge of the light blue sky became dark blue and it felt like we were going into outer space.
“I lost consciousness three times for a few seconds but came out of it and saw Shane flying alongside of us.
“This is essentially a racetrack in the sky, the lateral g-forces are comparative, but the vertical g-forces are completely out of this world.
“It was by far one of the most amazing experiences - it was a fantastic opportunity and I can now appreciate how fit the pilots need to be.”
Ahead of this weekend’s Supercheap Auto Bathurst 1000, the drivers were surprised by the similarities between V8 Supercars and an F/A18 both in terms of strategy and the impact on the body.
“I can’t believe these guys do it every day. The impact on your body is unbelievable. At one point my vision was going,” says van Gisbergen.
     
“We were warned about the impact the g-force has on your body and I really felt it. I have no idea how these guys do it in battle and maintain intense concentration.
“What we do, as hard as it is, is a walk in the park compared to what I just experienced.”
Tander and van Gisbergen even had the opportunity to ‘fly’ the $45 million aircraft.
“I managed to get the aircraft to do a few spins, but I was conscious that at $45 million dollars, it was no test drive,” says van Gisbergen.
Like a V8 Supercar team, getting an aircraft off the ground requires an integral team effort. It takes engineers, mechanics, ground crew, flight control and more for a safe and successful exercise.
“Ultimately these guys (pilots) are flying for preparation in combat and we’re driving for the most elite trophy in Australian motorsport, but you can’t give the personnel who defend our country a trophy, they deserve much more,” he said.
The RAAF will be showcasing their world class fighter jets during the Supercheap Auto Bathurst 1000, with a flyover on Saturday and Sunday as part of the pre-race entertainment.

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Too much sugar 'shrinks your brain'

Study links high-sugar diet to brain shrinkage

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New research linking diets high in sugar to brain shrinkage may force doctors to redefine  what blood glucose levels are dangerous.
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The study suggests long-term exposure to sugary foods and drinks can have an impact on brain health.
 
NEW research linking a diet high in sugar and processed foods to brain shrinkage has prompted a rethink on safe blood sugar levels.
People with blood sugar levels of 4ml-6.1ml were found to have a greater risk of the brain atrophy that occurs with ageing and dementia, researchers at the Australian National University's College of Medicine found.
These blood sugar levels are not high enough to meet the clinical definition for type 2 diabetes and are at the upper end of the normal range, which has surprised researchers.
The research may force doctors to redefine what blood glucose levels are dangerous.
The study found that the loss of brain volume affected mostly memory and cognitive skills.
Dr Nicolas Cherbuin, who conducted the study, said the research suggested long-term exposure to  foods like sugary drinks and white flour were responsible for the problem.
Previous medical research found higher levels of brain shrinkage among the obese and patients with type 2 diabetes.
"These findings suggest that even for people who do not have diabetes, higher blood sugar levels could have an impact on brain health,'' Dr Cherbuin said.
"More research is needed, but these findings may lead us to re-evaluate the concept of normal blood sugar levels and the definition of diabetes,'' he said.
After controlling for age, high blood pressure, smoking, alcohol use and other factors the study found blood sugar accounted for six to ten per cent of the brain shrinkage.
The study involved  249 Canberra residents aged 60-64 who had an MRI scan of the brain and a blood glucose test and  were then retested four years later.
The shrinkage of the brain was measured by comparing brain size in the two MRIS.
Dr Cherbuin says he is now undertaking new research to see whether people aged in their 40's and 50's experience the same brain shrinkage.
The best way to avoid brain shrinkage was to eat low- glycaemic foods and avoid sugary soft drinks and highly processed foods that used sugar, white flour and fat, he said. Physical activity also helped lower blood sugar levels.

Monday, September 3, 2012

Message found in bottle after 98 years sets world record

Message found in bottle after 98 years sets world record


By Douglas Stanglin, USA TODAY
Updated 3d 7h ago
Scottish government, AP
A North Sea fisherman has set a world record by scooping up a bottle that has carried a message in the ocean for almost 98 years.
By Scottish Government, AP
The bottle, found east of the Shetland Island off Scotland's northern coast, was among 1,890 released all at one time in a government experiment to map the undercurrents of the seas around Scotland, the BBC reports. Only 315 have been found.Fisherman Andrew Leaper, skipper of the Copious, found the bottle — which was set adrift in 1914 — in his nets in April.
By Scottish Government, AP
Guinness World Records confirmed on Thursday that it is the oldest message in a bottle ever recovered, beating a previous record by five years, the BBC says.Oddly, the old record was set by Leaper's friend, Mark Anderson, who had found his bottle in 2006 while on board the same vessel, the Copious, the BBC reports.
Leaper says Anderson is "very unhappy that I have topped his record."
"He never stopped talking about it -- and now I am the one who is immensely proud to be the finder of the world-record message in a bottle," Leaper says, according to the BBC.
Inside each bottle, a postcard asks the finder to record details of the discovery and promises a reward of a sixpence, the AP reports. Unfortunately for Leaper, the coin no longer exists.
The Scottish government says adrift bottle 646B was released on June 10, 1914, by Capt. C. H. Brown of the Glasgow School of Navigation, as part of a batch of 1,890 scientific research bottles specially designed to sink downward and float close to the seabed.
"By tracking the location of returned bottles, it was possible for the undercurrents of the seas around Scotland to be mapped out for the first time," the government said in a statement.
It says the water-tight glass bottles contained a postcard asking the finder to record the date and location of the discovery and return it to the "Director of the Fishery Board for Scotland" – with a reward of sixpence available. It says Brown's original log is now held by Marine Scotland Science in Aberdeen and is updated each time a discovery is made.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

MARILYN MONROE STATUE IN CHICAGO


To think she would be 86 years old today
GIANT MARILYN MONROE 50th ANNIVERSARY STATUE UNVEILED IN CHICAGO .
LIFELIKE "SEVEN YEAR ITCH" ICONIC POSE CAPTURED BY DESIGNER SEWARD JOHNSON.
THE PROJECT WAS KEPT IN GREAT SECRECY TILL RECENTLY

PROVIDING SHELTER under RAIN & SNOW.

NAIL POLISHING OVER THE SIMULATED SUBWAY STATION GRATING TO REPRESENT THE ONE IN THE MOVIE.


THE DESIGNER APPLYING THE SPRAY COLOR?


FINISHING TOUCHES.


AMAZING ATTENTION TO DETAILS, AND REALISTIC FLESH TONES


APPLYING THE FINISHING TOUCHES.


WONDERING HOW THE STATUE IS ABLE TO STAND ON ITS OWN WITHOUT SUPPORT?


BRIDE AND BRIDESMAIDS, FIND SHADE UNDER THE STATUE


STANDING IN THE MIDST OF CHICAGO SKYLINE WOULD HAVE MADE MARILYN VERY PROUD INDEED
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WHAT A FITTING TRIBUTE TO MARILYN IN THE WINDY CITY OF CHICAGO !



EVEN THE YOUTH ARE CURIOUS.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Ticketless boy tells about Rome flight


AN 11-year-old who flew from Manchester to Rome without a passport or boarding pass says he was not challenged by a single member of staff.

Liam Corcoran-Fort said he was not asked for any documentation as he made his way onto the Jet2.com flight at Manchester Airport.

The youngster had wandered away from his mother during a shopping trip on Tuesday before travelling to the airport on a bus after finding a ticket on the floor.

Liam told The Sun newspaper he needed the toilet so decided to head into Terminal 1 of the transport hub.

He said he walked through a body scanner and metal detector.

The youngster then passed through a gate onto Jet2.com flight LS791 without being asked to show his boarding stub to cabin crew.

Liam said: "There were lots of people but I didn't speak to anyone. I followed where people were going and then at the barrier I went underneath it.


"I didn't have anything on me and and no-one asked me for anything. I just carried on walking."

The schoolboy added: "I just wanted to go to the toilet. I wasn't trying to go anywhere I wasn't allowed. But it was easier than my homework, even easier than computer games."

A Manchester Airport spokesman said once passengers became aware Liam was on his own, airline staff were alerted and the plane's captain informed the authorities.

The youngster remained on board after landing at Rome and returned to Manchester on the same plane. He was met by his mother, Mary, around 9pm on Tuesday.

The 29-year-old said: "I can't get my head around it. How did he get that far without anyone asking him one question?"

Five staff from Manchester Airport and Jet2.com have been suspended while an investigation takes place, according to The Sun.

A Manchester Airport spokesman said: "This extremely serious matter is now being urgently investigated by officials from the airport and airline.

"It is clear that documentation has not been checked correctly at security and the boarding gate.

"The boy went through full security screening so the safety of passengers and the aircraft was never compromised."

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

600-year-old bras found in Austria

A REVOLUTIONARY discovery has hit the world of underwear: women 600 years ago wore bras.

The University of Innsbruck said on Wednesday that archeologists found four linen bras dating from the Middle Ages in an Austrian castle. Fashion experts describe the find as surprising because the bra had commonly been thought to be only little more than 100 years old as women abandoned the tight corset.

Instead, it appears the bra came first, followed by the corset, followed by the reinvented bra.

One specimen in particular "looks exactly like a (modern) brassiere," says Hilary Davidson, fashion curator for the London Museum. "These are amazing finds."

The university said the four bras were among more than 2700 textile fragments - some linen, others linen combined with cotton - that were found intermixed with dirt, wood, straw and pieces of leather.


"Four linen textiles resemble modern-time bras" with distinct cups and one in particular looks like today's version, it said, with "two broad shoulder straps and a possible back strap, not preserved but indicated by partially torn edges of the cups onto which it was attached."

And the lingerie was not only functional. The bras were intricately decorated with lace and other ornamentation, the statement said, suggesting they were also meant to please a suitor.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Ford to axe jobs.

Ford Australia cuts 440 manufacturing jobs

Car company Ford is expected to announce hundreds of job losses at two Victorian plants. Source: AAP
FORD Australia will cut 440 manufacturing jobs as it downgrades production.

The jobs will mostly come from the manufacturing parts of the business, the company said in a statement on Tuesday.

Voluntary redundancies will be offered initially but workers may then be sacked if the required 440 reduction is not reached.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Bill Gates - Brilliant Words of Wisdom


Bill Gates - Brilliant.!!!!!
The Richest Man in the World....
Read down below....Pay HEED.!!!!

 

~ Bill Gates ~ 
This should be posted in every school or kid's bedroom. 
Love him or hate him , he sure hits the nail on the head with this.!!! 
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 
eleven (11) things they did not and will not learn in school. 
He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings 
created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and 
how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. 



Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it! 
Rule 2 : The world doesn't care about your self-esteem. 
The world will expect you to accomplish something 
BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. 
You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss 
Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. 
Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: 
They called it opportunity.

Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, 
so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7 : Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring 
as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills,
cleaning your clothes and listening to you 
talk about how cool you thought you were: 
So before you save the rain forest 
from the parasites of your parent's generation, 
try delousing the closet in your own room..

Rule 8 : Your school may have done away with winners and losers, 
but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades 
and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer
. 
*This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance toANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters. 
You don't get summers off and very few employers 
are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. 

*Do that on your own time.
Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life. 
In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. 
Chances are you'll end up working for one..